My room smells like vodka and shame
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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