Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Randomize
