Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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