You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Your penis caused this!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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