Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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