How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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