he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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