Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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