whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
it's like iHOP with fire
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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