Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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