at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Drake has all the answers
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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