I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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