It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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