I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only a mothe r could love this liver
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He shit in the fireplace
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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