You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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