is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
