I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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