All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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