I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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