You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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