One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just sucked dick on a ferry
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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