i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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