? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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