I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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