I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have fence marks all over my body
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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