What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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