All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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