i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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