Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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