Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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