do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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