what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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