i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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