Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
