thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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