UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
