They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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