Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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