I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
that's an acceptable place to lick
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He felt like a one man threesome
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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