hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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