i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
