If i could tip my vagina, i would.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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