Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Can you bring me the toilet please
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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