I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
third nipple confirmed
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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