So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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