It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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