so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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