OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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