To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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