It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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