I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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