Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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