I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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