I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
