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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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