im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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