are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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