Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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