I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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