I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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