i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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