until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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